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lordoftheinternet: i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean...

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 02:07:16 -0400

lordoftheinternet:

i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck

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Sun, 09 Jun 2013 01:09:19 -0400

unsuccessfulmetalbenders: still my favorite photoset in the...

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 07:32:47 -0400

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

still my favorite photoset in the history of this damn planet ok

awidesetvagina:

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 03:59:23 -0400

awidesetvagina:

chickensandwich: me and my crew

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 03:49:56 -0400

chickensandwich:

me and my crew

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Wed, 05 Jun 2013 03:44:01 -0400

chalkz0n3: Most thought out tactic in film...

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 03:39:30 -0400

chalkz0n3:

Most thought out tactic in film history.

Han Solo gets shit done.

Absolutely genius.

Flawless.

Han Solo gets an automatic reblog.

han yolo

HAN YOLO

you’re really proud of that one aren’t ya kiddo

lesbianathogwarts: asianpredator: domodisciple: asianpredator: itsdeepforhappypeople: strangehar...

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 08:16:21 -0400

lesbianathogwarts:

asianpredator:

domodisciple:

asianpredator:

itsdeepforhappypeople:

strangeharpy:

edgebug:

sprightlyvigilante:

the year is 2066. physical contact has been outlawed. hug dealers tenderly embrace people in the dead of night and shady people hold hands in dark streets

i want to read this novel

I want to write this novel.

I want to edit this novel.
Sounds like we have a plan.

I want to produce the movie

I’m directing the porn parody

I’m buying the porn parody

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thug-4-life: possiblypensive: who wore it best?? ellen

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 08:01:30 -0400

thug-4-life:

possiblypensive:

who wore it best??

ellen

jaminthetardis: It bewilders me that that they didn’t give the Hogwarts first years maps like have...

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 08:00:54 -0400

jaminthetardis:

It bewilders me that that they didn’t give the Hogwarts first years maps

like

have fun navigating an ancient castle full of shit that could literally kill you by yourselves suckers

ngmaney: eatstarsnsparkle: boazpriestly: osointricate: boazpr...

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 07:58:47 -0400

ngmaney:

eatstarsnsparkle:

boazpriestly:

osointricate:

boazpriestly:

demonsanddragons:

darcywho:

harlotstarlet-queenofconeyisland:

chasexjackson:

THE GOLDEN RULE OF TUMBLR

my god, we’re all Ross.

Excuse you.

Excuse you

So in conclusion, we are all the men of Friends, combined.

Not just the men.

Phoebe is basically a walking night blogger when she’s got a guitar. Admit it.

In conclusion, we are the show Friends.

we all need this on our blogs

Hahaha my girlfriend will love this!

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staybeautifulhun: the-one-exiled-angel: majortvjunkie: rnozzarellasticks: hamburgay: Fun...

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 07:41:00 -0400

staybeautifulhun:

the-one-exiled-angel:

majortvjunkie:

rnozzarellasticks:

hamburgay:

Fun biology fact the color of a boy’s lips is also the color of the head of his penis

I think about this post a lot

now im just staring at my dick and thinking

well mine’s Coral Blue #5

Im so done

ammiit: voozu: in Australia they call blow jobs “gobbies” gobbies aint that that nigga that died...

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 07:40:22 -0400

ammiit:

voozu:

in Australia they call blow jobs “gobbies”

gobbies

aint that that nigga that died in harry potter?

timeywimeyteapot: have you ever thought about how weird sleeping is like we basically dress...

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 07:37:37 -0400

timeywimeyteapot:

have you ever thought about how weird sleeping is like we basically dress ourselves in special sleeping clothes and lay on special sleeping mats then spend the next few hours completely comatose all the while hallucinating vividly